Vogue
Member Since: 31 Jan 2008
Location: The Highlands
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ever wondered about
Guts or Balls...
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom,
and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer,
lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in hospitalisation.
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2nd Mar 2010 11:25am |
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Vogue
Member Since: 31 Jan 2008
Location: The Highlands
Posts: 1734

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History's Top 10 Chart for the most appropriate use of the F-word
10th - "Scattered f***ing showers, my arse!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC
8th - "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7th - "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877
6th - "It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
5th - The lost tribe. "Where the f*** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
4th - "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
3rd - "What the f*** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!" - JFK,
1963
and at Number 1
"Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is going to find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009
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3rd Mar 2010 10:50am |
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