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KurtVerbose



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I have man flu

Hacking cough, ache all over, dizzy when I stand up, feel like total sh*t.

Lying on the sofa under a duvet watching old episodes of the Rockford Files.

If I don't post for a few months would you notify the authorities to come and collect my rotting carcas?

I leave everything to animal charities apart from my porn collection, which I leave to Mick.
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Googsy



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Laughing Before you pass ensure your wearing clean undies! Mick might appreciate if these are female undies... Present :2008 TDV8 HSE
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first dibs on davids apartment when he goes..... Mr. Green ... - .- -.




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KurtVerbose



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stan wrote:
first dibs on davids apartment when if he goes..... Mr. Green


....and you're not an animal charity!
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always in the doghouse with the wife so that must count.... Wink ... - .- -.




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Googsy



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First dibs on duvet Laughing Present :2008 TDV8 HSE
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KurtVerbose



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I'm getting just the kind of sympathy I expected. Rolling Eyes

You can have the duvet. I've also become incontinent.
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Googsy



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In that case first dibs on sofa also.

You should try some hot 7up works wonders for colds man flu etc Present :2008 TDV8 HSE
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Shocked Rolling with laughter


so what did you get up to in farnborough that caused you to get this.. ... - .- -.




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Low flying zipper most likely Laughing Present :2008 TDV8 HSE
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KurtVerbose



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My delayed flight arrived very late in the pouring rain in Basel. I then had to ride my motorcycle home through the rain. Don't know if that caused it - seems unlikely.
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Your sad story would bring a tear to a glass eye David .... Man Up .... Laughing ====================================

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I am surprised no one else has said it so. First dibs on the FF My Motto: If you are going to have one, have a BIG one!
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Rosco



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Top choice with the Rockford Files, Garner died the other day, oh and as per Joker, MAN UP Thumbs Up
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