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JOKER Member Since: 11 Sep 2008 Location: Sconnie Botland Posts: 15876 |
I might have an open coffin funeral ....
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23rd Nov 2016 6:55pm |
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miggit Member Since: 12 Jul 2014 Location: Milton Keynes Posts: 3657 |
Oh dear we are going low... well not to be out done.....
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23rd Nov 2016 9:09pm |
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gregdav Member Since: 26 May 2014 Location: just north of stafford Posts: 1077 |
What do you call an irishman with two panes of glass on his head.?.
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23rd Nov 2016 9:57pm |
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miggit Member Since: 12 Jul 2014 Location: Milton Keynes Posts: 3657 |
Nice chap, have you met his missis? Patty O'Doors........... Yesterday I couldn't spell Engineer... Today I are one!
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23rd Nov 2016 10:03pm |
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northernmonkeyjones Member Since: 24 Mar 2012 Location: derby Posts: 8479 |
What did the leper tell the hooker............
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23rd Nov 2016 10:55pm |
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JOKER Member Since: 11 Sep 2008 Location: Sconnie Botland Posts: 15876 |
What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died ....
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23rd Nov 2016 11:12pm |
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Paul J. Member Since: 13 Jan 2009 Location: Leafy Cheshire Posts: 277 |
Q. What's the difference between a duck?
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23rd Nov 2016 11:26pm |
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appj62 Member Since: 07 Aug 2013 Location: Cheshire Posts: 424 |
Chap goes into a paint shop and asks for a tin of blue paint.
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24th Nov 2016 8:22am |
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JOKER Member Since: 11 Sep 2008 Location: Sconnie Botland Posts: 15876 |
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ................. Martini?"
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30th Nov 2016 1:14pm |
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UK Marine Member Since: 22 Jul 2016 Location: Durham, County Durham UK Posts: 818 |
Groan......... ______________________________
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30th Nov 2016 1:24pm |
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JOKER Member Since: 11 Sep 2008 Location: Sconnie Botland Posts: 15876 |
A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint when a little Lizard walks past and looks up and says,
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3rd Dec 2016 5:45pm |
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miggit Member Since: 12 Jul 2014 Location: Milton Keynes Posts: 3657 |
A Drunk was staggering home after a really good lunchtime session, as he rounds the corner he see a car with the bonnet open and a chap leaning over the engine....
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4th Dec 2016 4:32pm |
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ajac8 Member Since: 04 Oct 2011 Location: Shakespeares County Posts: 1619 |
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
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4th Dec 2016 4:38pm |
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JOKER Member Since: 11 Sep 2008 Location: Sconnie Botland Posts: 15876 |
Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by.
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4th Dec 2016 5:13pm |
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