OK, so I found this whilst trawling the Barryboys site during a particularly boring & pointless conference call today. I had to mute the phone very quickly, mainly due to almost choking with laughter.

Now, anyone who's visited the BB site will know this, but for those who haven't, the language can get a bit ripe on occasions. You have been warned.

Enjoy. Be sure to read the narrative.

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=31318