Sorry guys - I know it's taking the p**s out of peoples ignorance but I do hope you aren't going to deny me the opportunity of having a rant

Love the bit about brown cows for chocolate milk. It reminds me of the old joke (sorry):


A city NQT gets a placement at a wee country school in the Scottish Highlands. One day, as part of her Natural World lesson she draws several pictures of animals ranging from lions to giraffes, gorillas to camels and each time asking the children what the animal was.

The class were excellent and getting them first time every-time. Eventually she comes closer to home and draws a sheep.
The class are stunned into silence - nothing is said. She pushes them but still no guesses. So she turns to wee Jimmy who she knows is a farmers son. "Jimmy, surely you must know? C'mon, have a wee guess!"

Jimmy replies "sorry miss, I really haven't got a clue. The front is definitely a Black Face but the rear half could quite easily be a Texel!"

I'll go to bed now!

very good pall

As soon as I saw the name 'Jimmy' it was going to be good!!

I wonder how many 'city folk' would get that one!  If it dont work.......burn it!

If the IId tool cant fix it.......burn the FF.

If the FF cant be fixed......buy a Land Cruiser!

If the LC cant be fixed..............................................BUY a horse !!