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KurtVerbose



Member Since: 08 Aug 2010
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Disappointed again this year....

No knighthood for services to charity, no CBE for outstanding work in my community, no MBE for being a good bloke. Nothing!

Anyone of you lot got anything, and if so am I just not doing enough or have I not got my tongue far enough up someone's rectum?
Post #302017 31st Dec 2014 11:44am
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Bellini



Member Since: 11 Jan 2012
Location: Berkshire
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My 3 year-old daughter gave me one of her gold-wrapped Lindt chocolates earlier.

She took it back after 15 minutes because I wanted to save it for later, which she found rather objectionable.

Other than that, not a sausage. Si. <This is my name.

I eat rat poison.

A man ain't truly been insulted until he stands buck naked in front of a woman and she didn't even notice. Or care.
Post #302020 31st Dec 2014 12:02pm
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kingpleb



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I got a tin of Heinz Tomato Soup that when i tried to open the, the pull ring slowly came away without doing a sausage! then i couldn't find a normal tin opener anywhere so resorted to using an old sharp pointed spud peeler to make two holes in the tin top. That was about all i got so i feel your pain! FFRR MY06 facelift With TDV8 Alloys Zeros/ATR's
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JOKER



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All I got was a dirty look off the wife for doing f Censored k all but sit on my arse watching TV .... Laughing
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supershuttle



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I'm with Mick in the doghouse but I can confirm that no one has stolen our telly, been keeping an eye on it Rolling with laughter Geoff
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J90



Member Since: 02 Jul 2013
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Absolutely nothing for being a good dependable citizen. I'm considering being troublesome next year to one and all. Travelling around in circles again.
Post #302121 31st Dec 2014 8:30pm
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RR2008HSE



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I'm sorry to hear you've been ignored again this year, Kurt. Big Cry I understand a metal for your services to supermodels would certainly be in order. Thumbs Up However, as I don't think, even at its zenith, the British Empire ever included Switzerland, you may be being a tad optimistic.
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Post #302137 31st Dec 2014 10:18pm
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KurtVerbose



Member Since: 08 Aug 2010
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@RR2008HSE - I'm still a British citizen.

@Stan - I already have a nob. Just need to finish my theseus on reconciling quantum mechanics and relativity and I'll get the nobel. Laughing
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RR2008HSE



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My apologies. Embarassed With the name Kurt, I made the assumption that you were Swiss. Embarassed Embarassed
You should definitely be entitled to an OBE for the mistake.

Oh, and if you can throw in a quantum theory of gravity they may send you two. Mr. Green
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Robert



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Hey Import swiss, Citizen is not British but Japanese, and I looked it up you're not on the list for 2015 either, so stop wining... Mr. Green
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I got a Censored from SWMBO because there was a cloud in the sky on Xmas Day ..... Whistle

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JOKER



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Somebody should have bought you a spelling book for Xmas Gaz ...... Laughing
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alanm_3



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Looks like her bikini tops fallen off too! Shocked Got - 2017 SDV8 Autobiography in Loire Blue
Had- 2008 TDV8 Vogue SE in Java black
Had - 2007 S/C in Stornoway Grey
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KurtVerbose



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She Without Bikini Oben ?
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