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Fox



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Just one question Jo...

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Why do women never know what a joke is? Jesus


We do ...... most of the woman i know are married to them ! !!


Most of the women you know are married to women, or men called Jesus? Thumbs Up Laughing


And there is nothing wrong with a bit of mutual respect. Thumbs Up
Post #38316 23rd Nov 2010 12:32pm
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Royle



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Mutal respect is great. I love my wife... really.
Post #38318 23rd Nov 2010 12:38pm
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joanne



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Fox wrote:
Just one question Jo...

Quote:
Why do women never know what a joke is? Jesus


We do ...... most of the woman i know are married to them ! !!


Most of the women you know are married to women, or men called Jesus? Thumbs Up Laughing


And there is nothing wrong with a bit of mutual respect. Thumbs Up


Fox: I meant most of the ladies i know are married to jokes (actually un true, ) Only ever met one guy called jesus and it was when i went to help out at a soup kitchen at xmas in leeds, he walked about with a cross on his back. I remember i felt so sorry for him i went to boots and spent a fortune on plasters etc.

I will always try to be respectful its how I was brought up !
Post #38319 23rd Nov 2010 12:39pm
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Fox



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Oh I see. Laughing
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joanne



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Fox wrote:
Oh I see. Laughing

as im sure you always to try to be foxy ......
Post #38322 23rd Nov 2010 12:52pm
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specman



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Mine has just learnt how to cut and paste, still to learn how to do attachments and does not understand much technical stuff.

A wife is for life, not just Christmas.
Crikey I could have been getting out just right about now.
Post #38409 23rd Nov 2010 3:22pm
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47p2



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Marriage is like a deck of cards....................

In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end..............

you'll wish you had a Censored club and a spade.....
Post #39364 25th Nov 2010 6:50pm
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Royle



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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her , "Where's the car?" She replied, "In the loch."

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JOKER



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Wait for it .......
Post #39375 25th Nov 2010 7:02pm
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47p2



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Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman lurking in the shadows.

'Twenty dollars," she whispers.

Paddy had never had a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.

They're going at it for a couple of minutes when, all of a sudden, a light flashes on them. It's a police officer.

'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer. 'I'm making love to me wife,' the Irishman answers sounding annoyed.

'Oh, I'm so sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.'

'Well, needer did I,' says Paddy, 'til ya shoined dat bloody light in her face!!!
Post #39398 25th Nov 2010 8:01pm
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JMC



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47p2 wrote:
Marriage is like a deck of cards....................

In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end..............

you'll wish you had a Censored club and a spade.....

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down Bow down Bow down The older I get, the more I realise that people confuse wrinkles for wisdom Smile
Post #39502 26th Nov 2010 11:51am
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Royle



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"My wife's an Angel"
"Lucky begger, mine is still alive"
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I married Miss Right, I didn't know her first name was Always.
Post #39505 26th Nov 2010 12:01pm
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