Proper punctuation and grammar is the difference between 'helping your Uncle, Jack, off a horse' and 'helping your uncle jack off a horse'. Just sayin'.

At the risk of taking this thread even FURTHER off topic, I do love a good auto-correct / predictive text story too. Assume most have seen this little gem...

 Past (too many to list, but a few favs)...
2007 Porsche 997 C2S Coupe
2007 FFRR 4.2 S/C
2012 Jag XKR 5.0 S/C
2014 Merc SL500 AMG 4.7 V8 BiTurbo (remapped to 560BHP)
2011 FFRR 4.4 TDV8 Vogue SE - Overfinch Conversion
2012 Porsche Cayenne Turbo
2018 AMG C63S Estate
2015 Mercedes GLE63S
2017 Maserati Levante Diesel
2017 Audi A6 Avant 3.0 Black Edition

Proper punctuation and spelling is essential in our tricky language, I think someone on here uses the tag line that includes:

"knowing you're " or "knowing your " this can cause some hilarity if you get it wrong, although I know I know I'm - but it's even better censored :roll laugh:

Dragging it back to topic, the MOT tester didn't seem to know his  Geoff

My wife worked in neo-natal intensive care at our local hospital here in Sydney's west. Now remember that us Westies are considered to be bogans https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogan so we aren't well thought of by the toffee-nosed set.

One day a nurse asked a really bogan mother (think Vicky Pollard) how to pronounce her son's name. The mother was quite indignant and said "Wot? You don't know how to pronounce Mafeu?'

It seems the mother had spelled the child's name like that when she registered the birth - it should have "Matthew".  Ron B. VK2OTC
2004 L322 V8 Auto
2007 Yamaha XJR1300
Previous: 1983, 1986 RRC; 1995, 1996 P38A; 1995 Disco1; 1984 V8 County 110; Series IIA

Mu Ah fu eh yu  Geoff

if i may,she passed today all done by myself not bad seen ive had a triple heart bypass in febuary [the wife isn,t happy with me doing it ]hows my grammar

vmaxer, good for you, and WELL DONE.

 Geoff