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Average British mileage - made me smile.

one of those facts we should be proud of
If you had purchased £1,000 worth of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today.
If you had purchased £1,000 worth of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have £33.00 today.
If you had purchased £1,000 worth of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have £0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminium
cans for recycling refund, you would have received a £214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be British, doesn't it? ..................................... "On first name terms with my local Dealer......now."
'53 plate 4.4V8 Vogue Bonatti Grey inside and out.

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this is handy Wink

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what about if i recycle the beer glasses www.duckworthparts.co.uk
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your local pub wont have any left if you do that dan... Very Happy ..............................




this is handy Wink

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