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The Chav Prayer

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Bit late with that jim boy …. Whistle Whistle

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Post #127303 23rd Jun 2012 3:25pm
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Embarassed Yeah I wondered it's been sitting in my e-mail for a while along with this one.



How true is this? Scary








At first I thought this was funny....Then I realised the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!


Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax Heating Tax
Lighting Tax
Cooking Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Telephone Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed in the UK 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world...

We had absolutely no national debt,






Had a large middle class,
A huge manufacturing base






And Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the Hell happened?

Could it be the lying parasitic politicians are wasting our money?






Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....






And we all know what we think of Bankers.

Post #127304 23rd Jun 2012 3:42pm
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Shocked Shocked

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^ I thought that would be your reaction Laughing Laughing Time I deleted some of my junk mail Whistle

Post #127308 23rd Jun 2012 3:51pm
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