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Sky Plus - how to ruin a relaxing afternoon

So the Wife likes recording stuff on Sky+, not all of it to my taste it seems.

There I was, minding my own business on an idle sunday afternoon and she pulls up a recorded episode of "Embarrassing Bodies"

Is it just me?? Or is this show the most bizarre thing on the box lately....I just can't fathom it...

"Hello doctor I have this horrid illness that has blighted my life for ages it has killed all self esteem I used to have, I can’t go out, eat, or function properly, and so what I would like to do is show several million total strangers on national TV."

This particular episode, features a middle aged lady who thought she had piles and it was getting worse, so whilst munching on my lunch, I thought surely they're not going to show this are they? But Oh yes, off came her trousers, butt cheeks spread, rusty sherrif's badge on full show and then the quack proudly announced "Don't worry you just have anal warts, a common sexually transmitted disease."

Now this has got to be a whole new level. Not only has she gone on TV and exposed her anal passage to everyone in the country, she has also effectively admitted to having her back doors smashed in and ended up with a STD.

Suffice to say, painting the house seemed much more attractive than lazing in front of the box after that. Laughing

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Wait till you see the vagina episode, so very wrong, doc"yes your pishflaps resemble a kebab hanging from between your legs". And so on.

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John logie Baird must be spinning in his grave....... Em, what channel is this on, not for me like, a friend asked me to find out.. Honest... Laughing Previously..
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My mate said you can watch it on channel 4 od, that's via tinterweb Cool

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Contraband wrote:
...... Em, what channel is this on, not for me like, a friend asked me to find out.. Honest... Laughing


Bloody East Coasters...if it's got a red Man from Uncle badge and a bunch of grapes dangling you're all over it like a bloody rash Laughing Laughing

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