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47p2



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Male Logic

Male logic

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife
asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."

I'm sure you're going back to read this again.

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ebajema



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Didn't have to read it again, made perfect sense Rolling with laughter MY 2010 5.0 SC Galway green and sand interior!!
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Laughing Reckon 15yrs of marriage/nagging must have rubbed off as I had to read it twice! Laughing

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I understood it first time. Is there another outcome I should be looking for? Thumbs Up Current MY2020
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Eggs, milk... Too many items. I can only handle one thing at a time ! Laughing Previously..
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Worked first time for me but my Mrs had to read it three times Shocked

Women will never learn, will they? The reason women's minds are cleaner than a mans mind is that women change their minds more often!
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In my house I would be stupid not to ask "do you mean 6 carton of milk? Or 6 eggs? or 6 boxes of eggs? or 6 milk and 6 eggs? Or something else?" Graham

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3 months ago I got a text from my wife asking me to buy some crackers - wanting to make sure I got it right, I bought a selection box of Jacobs and got some Carrs Table ones.

I arrived home quite pleased with myself to be called a Censored idiot and asked how we were expected to pull those ?

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Shopping = Women's work. Nuff said. Thumbs Up

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