Paddy's wife has never had an orgasm, so the two of them decide to go to the doctor to find out why?

After a number of tests and questions the doc suggests that Paddy's wife may be overheating during sex.

Paddy refuses to waste money on a fan and decides to get his mate MICK round to waft a towel on them during sex.

After 20 minutes of wafting, still no orgasm and so his friend suggests a swap ...

"I'll shag her and you waft the towel"

Paddy agrees and within minutes Paddy's wife is screaming with pleasure and has an amazing orgasm for the first time ever,

Paddy turns to his friend slowly and says...




















"now that my old mate is how you waft a f g towel!"

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"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

Somehow - I knew you would appreciate that MICK!

A Driver friend of mine delivers to an Advertising Media company , on his way through the Building he noticed a Receptionist with her Top undone and her Left Breast hanging out , He walked over to the girl to let her know to which she replied ................
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Fellow up in court on murder charges.

Judge says "You are hereby charged with battering your wife to death with a hammer"

and a voice from the back of the courtroom says "you f d "

The judge carries on "You are also charged with battering your son to death with a hammer"

and a voice from the back says "you lousy f d "

At this point the judge stops "now listen, I understand the delicate nature of this case but one more outburst like that and I shall hold you in contempt of court, now what is the meaning of this?"

And the voice says back " Ive lived next to that bd for years and everytime I went round there to borrow a hammer he said he hadnt got one" Java with Ivory 2006 4.2 Supercharged. 23.5k miles - NOW SOLD!