Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together, and
then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is
born, they rush to the hospital.

A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming.
Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.

A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the two gays she points out the
happy child as theirs. "Isn't it wonderful?" one gay says to the other.

"All these unhappy babies... and yet our baby is so happy. This just
proves our love for one another."

The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now. But just watch what happens
when we pull the Dummy Tit out from his Arse .........."

and this is PC by your standards Mick?

This makes me wonder what the other joke was, that you pulled off the forum...