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The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.

Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."

The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.

Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark and I didn't land." All my spelling errorz are belong to me!

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Frank, if you want to get on with our German friends you're going to have to learn not to mention the war!

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Superb and yes they are arrogant sobs especially to General Aviation Thumbs Up
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Sandyt wrote:
Superb and yes they are arrogant sobs especially to General Aviation Thumbs Up



we usually go in the cellar to laugh.....


i start to think that i am the only german with humour Confused All my spelling errorz are belong to me!

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I used to work with a chap from Munich who had a brilliant sense of humour you must be related he always said there were two Thumbs Up
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I worked in Frankfurt during the mid-90s. Euro 96 was on whilst I was there. If you recall, England met Germany in the semi-finals. The UK press went nuts in the run up to the match.

One of the Germans who worked for me asked me about this.

I said, "They see it as a re-run of 1966"

He replied, "No, they see it as a re-run of 1945"
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