Haha brilliant. Glad you’ve sold it... it’s been eating away at me for days! 2005 E60 M5
2006 (MY07) L322 4.2 S/C
2024 i7 xDrive60
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2004 L322 4.4 Vogue, 2002 L322 4.4 HSE, 2006 (MY07) L322 S/C , 2001 P38 Vogue, 1999 P38 4.6 HSE.

love it

Brilliant  Range Rover 2002 P38 4.6 Vogue
Range Rover 4.4 Vogue. Black
Range Rover 4.4 Vogue. Giverney Green
Mercedes S600L
Mercedes SL500 AMG
Mercedes E220 Estate Night Edition
Mulsanne

Well here she is. She's a fast mover. I can see we will be having lots of fun together. She's a dream. She opens up for me as soon as I ask. And she likes me to dominate and put my foot down.
I think we will get along fine !!

very nice

Great story enjoy your new love
OJ

Cheers. I'm sure Blondie will give me plenty to write about in the future  Tony
You're always in the ........it's just the depth that varies
2014 L494 5.0 S/C AB Silver
2014 L494 3.0 HSE in Chilli
2014 SL63 AMG White


Gone:
2011 5.0 L322 White (Stolen)
07 4.2 SC in silver.
06 4.2 SC in black RSE
RRS 4.2 SC in Black RSE
52 4.4 Vogue in silver
04 Mercedes CLK 320 Conv
03 4.0 V8 ES Disco in Silver
00 TD5 90 County
98 4.6 HSE in Epsom x3
97 3.9ES Disco
93 L 4.2 LSE in black
too many classics to mention !

Brilliantly written

Hope you enjoy the blonde and I look forward to the next instalment. Current: FF Westminster money pit

Gone:
RRS 4.2 SC
RRS 3.6 TDV8
FL2 TD4

I am. (just don't tell Mrs Big Boy)  Tony
You're always in the ........it's just the depth that varies
2014 L494 5.0 S/C AB Silver
2014 L494 3.0 HSE in Chilli
2014 SL63 AMG White


Gone:
2011 5.0 L322 White (Stolen)
07 4.2 SC in silver.
06 4.2 SC in black RSE
RRS 4.2 SC in Black RSE
52 4.4 Vogue in silver
04 Mercedes CLK 320 Conv
03 4.0 V8 ES Disco in Silver
00 TD5 90 County
98 4.6 HSE in Epsom x3
97 3.9ES Disco
93 L 4.2 LSE in black
too many classics to mention !

Looking at your "Gone" history, you've been pretty fickle in the past. She would have probably realised and you got out before she dumped you.

The new one looks a bit "racy" to me. Just hope she's as faithful as her predecessor.

 John
2008 Stornoway Grey 3.6 Tdv8 Vogue - SOLD
2005 TD6 Java Black Vogue - Written off!!
GAP iiD BT-Sold

True......But better than paying maintenance !  Tony
You're always in the ........it's just the depth that varies
2014 L494 5.0 S/C AB Silver
2014 L494 3.0 HSE in Chilli
2014 SL63 AMG White


Gone:
2011 5.0 L322 White (Stolen)
07 4.2 SC in silver.
06 4.2 SC in black RSE
RRS 4.2 SC in Black RSE
52 4.4 Vogue in silver
04 Mercedes CLK 320 Conv
03 4.0 V8 ES Disco in Silver
00 TD5 90 County
98 4.6 HSE in Epsom x3
97 3.9ES Disco
93 L 4.2 LSE in black
too many classics to mention !

Well there is no going back now, seems like Blonde has moved in and is now firmly in charge of the purse strings. I would suggest you keep her on a short leash as from the pic's she looks to be a "right hooker" (please take that the correct way as I know she is the new love in your life and just enjoying the double entendre whilst trying to be humorous lol).

Anyway, loved your "she's gone" post and hope the Blonde gives you as much satisfaction as the "old gal"  "UNDERSTEER" ----is when you hit the fence with the front of the car.
"OVERSTEER" ------is when you hit the fence with the rear of the car.
"HORSEPOWER" ----is how fast you hit the fence.
"TORQUE" -----------is how far you take the fence with you.

Thanks for that. None taken whatsoever !!
She is definitely not shy of coming forwards when it comes to taking my money.
Thing is though, I never learn. The prettier they are the more expensive they seem to be. And Blondie is also a bit of a drinker too.
Wouldn't swap her for the world though.
Mrs Big Boy on the other hand...…..  Tony
You're always in the ........it's just the depth that varies
2014 L494 5.0 S/C AB Silver
2014 L494 3.0 HSE in Chilli
2014 SL63 AMG White


Gone:
2011 5.0 L322 White (Stolen)
07 4.2 SC in silver.
06 4.2 SC in black RSE
RRS 4.2 SC in Black RSE
52 4.4 Vogue in silver
04 Mercedes CLK 320 Conv
03 4.0 V8 ES Disco in Silver
00 TD5 90 County
98 4.6 HSE in Epsom x3
97 3.9ES Disco
93 L 4.2 LSE in black
too many classics to mention !

Many thanks for that and glad you took it the correct way lol

In the process of obtaining an SVA so going to have the same issues, heavy drinker, expensive to maintain, all the blokes ogling her, folk trying to steal her away from me and worst part she is wearing a red dress so looks a bit tarty

Oh the joys of FF ownership  "UNDERSTEER" ----is when you hit the fence with the front of the car.
"OVERSTEER" ------is when you hit the fence with the rear of the car.
"HORSEPOWER" ----is how fast you hit the fence.
"TORQUE" -----------is how far you take the fence with you.

I understand your plight and sympathise with you. Those Eva's are adorable, especially in the red dress. There will be lots of eyes upon her no doubt.
If I had deeper pockets that would have been my model of choice too!!  Tony
You're always in the ........it's just the depth that varies
2014 L494 5.0 S/C AB Silver
2014 L494 3.0 HSE in Chilli
2014 SL63 AMG White


Gone:
2011 5.0 L322 White (Stolen)
07 4.2 SC in silver.
06 4.2 SC in black RSE
RRS 4.2 SC in Black RSE
52 4.4 Vogue in silver
04 Mercedes CLK 320 Conv
03 4.0 V8 ES Disco in Silver
00 TD5 90 County
98 4.6 HSE in Epsom x3
97 3.9ES Disco
93 L 4.2 LSE in black
too many classics to mention !