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Joe90



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Run out of petrol.....

A man was driving down the road when his car suddenly stopped, he'd ran out of petrol.

Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.


The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"?


Astonished, the man replied, "I'm out of petrol."


The bee told the man to undo his petrol cap and wait right there, and he flew away.


Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his petrol tank.


After a few minutes, the bees flew out.


"Try it now," said one bee.


The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.


"Wow!" the man exclaimed.


"What did you put in my petrol tank"?
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The bee answered, "BP." .
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That is appalling Jo.

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No apologies for the hi-jack but.....

I've just got back from the psychologist who I've been seeing about my obsessive behaviour in buying cars.

The good news is that due to the lockdown I am unable to view any more cars.

The bad news is that he told me that I have the virus - the "car-owner-virus"

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