My girlfriend went away for a couple of days so I got bored today and went to a bar alone! I usually don't go, but I didn't know what to do! So I decided to go, had a shower, dressed casual and thought of hanging out or having a conversation with someone! Everybody I know here in Paris has gone on holiday.

So I went, standing at the counter, ordered a beer and like 5 minutes in, a girl started F*ckin me with her eyes! Eventually, she comes near to me and whispers in my ear "all of this can be yours if you want" So I asked her, whats the catch? She said 200 euros... I respectfully declined, so she said if you change your mind here's my business card.

So I check her internet address, and she was doing me a favor at that price. She usually charges 800 euros an hour  2000 BMW M5, Avus Blue/LeMans Leather Interior
2006 Range Rover Westminster Java Black

Well, go on, post her website here. I am sure we are all intrigued  No longer FF owner but still interested. Present car Jaguar XE
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Previous car Td6 SE
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Previous LR- Disco 300TDi Auto

Got to ask martin first... her name was "alexandria... and the website ended with escort... you figure it out yourselves  2000 BMW M5, Avus Blue/LeMans Leather Interior
2006 Range Rover Westminster Java Black

200euros? - maybe just by looking at you, she probably guessed you would only last 15minutes

Maybe she has caught something hence the discount  Present :2008 TDV8 HSE
Gone Audi A5 2.7TDI
Gone Discovery 3 HSE
Gone Mercedes CLK
Gone Range Rover 2.5 DSE

delamo wrote:

200euros? - maybe just by looking at you, she probably guessed you would only last 15minutes

That long! Wow  [img]http://www.fuelly.com/driver/rob2529/range-rover[img/]
04, 4.4V8, Vogue Oslo Blue with LPG.
"You can sleep in your car, BUT you can't race your house!!!!"

If something can't be fixed with a hammer....... You have yourself an electrical fault!

im sure it would be like sturing porridge mate ....id say you done the right thing

unless she looked like robs avatar then if i was you id be  "RANGEISM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED"
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Are you sure it was a "she".......?
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Honda ST1300 Pan European

Gone
Jaguar 3.0 SE X Type
Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird

TJF by the way for anyone who knows what that means.

Rob2529 wrote:

delamo wrote:

200euros? - maybe just by looking at you, she probably guessed you would only last 15minutes

That long! Wow

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Rob2529 wrote:

Jeez you must be an ugly f.uck for getting that much discount you sure your not Stephen Hawkings

We're in a recession! Life is tough

I'm a little bit overweight but I'm not that ugly  2000 BMW M5, Avus Blue/LeMans Leather Interior
2006 Range Rover Westminster Java Black

All one needs is a hyphen, and all is revealed (well, quite a lot is revealed anyway...)

ric355 wrote:

All one needs is a hyphen, and all is revealed (well, quite a lot is revealed anyway...)

I'm not saying anything until my lawyer is here  2000 BMW M5, Avus Blue/LeMans Leather Interior
2006 Range Rover Westminster Java Black

La La La Lola ............  Present :2008 TDV8 HSE
Gone Audi A5 2.7TDI
Gone Discovery 3 HSE
Gone Mercedes CLK
Gone Range Rover 2.5 DSE

ruff as ars?holes "RANGEISM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED"
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Pretlove says , '' I want my car back "

That site has naked pics