Jim was happy man .He had a good business, a loving wife, two children, and a good house.
One day as he was eating breakfast he hears a booming voice, "Jim I want you to sell your business." Jim is startled, "Why?""Just do it, trust me." "Who are… ""TRUST ME" So Jim ends up selling his business for 3 million dollars.
"Now I want you to go to Las Vegas." "VEGAS." So Jim listens and goes to Vegas. "Play Black Jack Jim," the booming voice tells him. "Black Jack?" Jim responds. "Black Jack."So Jim walks over to the Black Jack table and takes a seat.
"Jim," the voice tells him "bet everything on this hand.""Wait, what?" "Trust me," the voice tells him.
"3 million dollars on this next hand," Jim tells to the dealer.The dealer is dumbfounded, slowly he nods and deals out the cards.
Jim gets a Jack and a 4, 14.
"Take a card," the voice tells him."Hit me," Jim says.He gets a 3, he has 17.
"Take another card.""What?""Take another CARD""H-Hit me" Jim Is starting to sweat now. The dealer deals him an ACE, 18.
"Take another card Jim."Jim yells, "I have 18!""TAKE ANOTHER CARD!"Jim squeaks, "Hit me."He gets a TWO! Jim is at 20
"Sta...""Take another card Jim.""I Have 20, I'm going to Stay!" Jim shouts!"JIM I COMMAND YOU TO TAKE ANOTHER CARD!""Hit me," Jim whispers, he is dealt an Ace… 21
The dealer is lost for words, Jim is close to tears.After what seemed like an eternity the Voice finally says
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"No F.uckinG Way... You Jammy B'stard "