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Post #28166 16th Sep 2010 10:55am
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oy, who's nicking my jokes... Censored Censored Censored Censored


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Post #28191 16th Sep 2010 2:18pm
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They are saying he will only do 4 weeks inside , 4 weeks , 8 weeks , no matter what his arse will still shut with a bang ............ Laughing

George Michael has been forced to give hand jobs to his fellow in-mates before havin to make hot chocolate for them.He is currently working on a new single about his time inside called " Censored me off before your cocoa....
Post #28222 16th Sep 2010 6:56pm
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I really wish everyone would just get off George Michael's back...

The warden says it's my turn now.
Post #28236 16th Sep 2010 9:13pm
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After having his arse shagged until it bled on his first day in prison, George Michael has appealed against his 8 week sentence.

He wants it increased to 30 weeks.
Post #28237 16th Sep 2010 9:13pm
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George Michael has been arrested for stealing orange juice ...

apparently he thought tropicana drinks were free
Post #28239 16th Sep 2010 9:21pm
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To avoid rape, George Michael should tell everyone that he has AIDS.

Just make it up before you go, bro.
Post #28242 16th Sep 2010 9:35pm
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iT LAD wrote:
The Mrs has just come into the living room wearing a little pvc number, fishnets and high heels. She handed me a cold beer and told me to sit down, relax, and when she comes back she'll give me 'what she does best'.

I can't wait.

I Censored love Shepherd's Pie.


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Post #28244 16th Sep 2010 10:27pm
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My Brother in Law sends me about five jokes a day, every day on the phone...

Some are not PC (but very funny), so I couldn't put them here.

That one is very funny though.
Post #28247 16th Sep 2010 10:45pm
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