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Fox Member Since: 02 Apr 2010 Location: Essex Posts: 2313 |
Most people get married before the wife jokes start. |
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18th Nov 2010 9:53am |
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iT LAD Member Since: 08 Jul 2010 Location: Surrey Posts: 1350 |
I'm starting early...
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18th Nov 2010 10:34am |
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JOKER Member Since: 11 Sep 2008 Location: Sconnie Botland Posts: 15876 |
I got a new stick deodorant today.
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18th Nov 2010 2:43pm |
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Royle Member Since: 12 Nov 2010 Location: Perth Posts: 655 |
Why you got a stick deodrant anyway? Aren't they for lasses. |
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18th Nov 2010 2:50pm |
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JOKER Member Since: 11 Sep 2008 Location: Sconnie Botland Posts: 15876 |
Your thinking of Vibrators ........ |
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18th Nov 2010 2:53pm |
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Royle Member Since: 12 Nov 2010 Location: Perth Posts: 655 |
Eh, no. I can't be arsed to explain. |
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18th Nov 2010 2:59pm |
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JOKER Member Since: 11 Sep 2008 Location: Sconnie Botland Posts: 15876 |
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18th Nov 2010 3:00pm |
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JOKER Member Since: 11 Sep 2008 Location: Sconnie Botland Posts: 15876 |
The Wife is starting a new modelling job next week ..............
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20th Nov 2010 8:51pm |
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iT LAD Member Since: 08 Jul 2010 Location: Surrey Posts: 1350 |
My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
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22nd Nov 2010 5:56pm |
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47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 |
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her. |
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22nd Nov 2010 5:58pm |
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47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 |
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late. |
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22nd Nov 2010 6:01pm |
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iT LAD Member Since: 08 Jul 2010 Location: Surrey Posts: 1350 |
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22nd Nov 2010 6:12pm |
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47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 |
It's been reported that a new craze in Britain has started where men drink spirits from their girlfriends fannys using a straw. The government fears a rise in minge drinking!!!! |
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22nd Nov 2010 7:29pm |
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SteveMFr Site Sponsor Member Since: 22 Nov 2009 Location: Strasbourg, France Posts: 1641 |
And one for IT Lad as the groom to be:
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22nd Nov 2010 7:58pm |
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