Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight.
When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.

The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive."
"How much?" asked Grandpa.
"£10.00 a pill," Answered the son.

"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like totry one , and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money
under the pillow."
Later the next morning, the son found £110 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said, "I told
you each pill was
£10, not £110.

"I know," said Grandpa.

"The hundred is from
Grandma!" ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy