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alanm_3

Member Since: 19 Feb 2011
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2017 Range Rover Autobiography SDV8 Loire Blue

Why are wives so suspicious?

Been a quiet week work wise, so decided to give the motor a good old spit and polish over the past few days.

Sitting at breakfast this morning the wife pipes up "is there's any reason why you're cleaning your car so much?"

Maybe it's because my past history has taught her that this kind of attention is usually a prelude to a new arrival, but in this case, I just want it to look spick and span, but shes got her beady eyes on me for the next few weeks! Got - 2017 SDV8 Autobiography in Loire Blue
Had- 2008 TDV8 Vogue SE in Java black
Had - 2007 S/C in Stornoway Grey

20th Jul 2013 11:32am

ebajema

Member Since: 24 Mar 2011
Location: New Plymouth
Posts: 4782

2010 Range Rover Autobiography 5.0 SC V8 Galway Green

Leave open the computer on autotrader a few times, see if that "helps" MY 2010 5.0 SC Galway green and sand interior!!
Have the Faultmate MSV2 Extreme to be tinkering with the settings etc. !!

20th Jul 2013 2:03pm

Contraband

Member Since: 08 Nov 2010
Location: FIFE
Posts: 3700

Suspicious? That's nothing... I jokingly referred to my car as the pussy waggon the other night, as I was going out for the night without her... If looks could kill.. Previously..
Vogue SE TD6
Defender 90 2.4
Defender 110 TD5
Vogue 3.5 EFI

20th Jul 2013 2:16pm

alanm_3

Member Since: 19 Feb 2011
Location: my House, unless I’m not at home, in which case I’m somewhere else.
Posts: 6837

Best keep your eyes open for any strange "tracking" devices underneath that might have been added recently! Got - 2017 SDV8 Autobiography in Loire Blue
Had- 2008 TDV8 Vogue SE in Java black
Had - 2007 S/C in Stornoway Grey

20th Jul 2013 2:51pm

JOKER

Member Since: 11 Sep 2008
Location: Sconnie Botland
Posts: 15876

Or bring home magazines and pictures of fluffy Kittens

20th Jul 2013 3:03pm

Cam-Tech-Craig

Member Since: 04 Aug 2011
Location: Gloucestershire
Posts: 16403

2015 Range Rover SVAutobiography SDV8 Loire Blue

Contraband wrote:
Suspicious? That's nothing... I jokingly referred to my car as the pussy waggon the other night, as I was going out for the night without her... If looks could kill..

I might start humming the Grease theme tune

20th Jul 2013 6:47pm

Vogue

Member Since: 31 Jan 2008
Location: on the hill
Posts: 3818

Quote:
Sitting at breakfast this morning the wife pipes up "is there's any reason why you're cleaning your car so much?"

Hot date with a new mistress!

2021 L405 Vogue SE 4.4 V8 DIESEL ~ #17

20th Jul 2013 8:15pm

alanm_3

Member Since: 19 Feb 2011
Location: my House, unless I’m not at home, in which case I’m somewhere else.
Posts: 6837

So, after a week (on and off), here's the results. Not bad for 132,000 miles IMHO

Click image to enlarge

Got - 2017 SDV8 Autobiography in Loire Blue
Had- 2008 TDV8 Vogue SE in Java black
Had - 2007 S/C in Stornoway Grey

21st Jul 2013 2:40pm

Contraband

Member Since: 08 Nov 2010
Location: FIFE
Posts: 3700

Previously..
Vogue SE TD6
Defender 90 2.4
Defender 110 TD5
Vogue 3.5 EFI

21st Jul 2013 2:44pm

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