What deep thinkers men are...I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer.

 Present :2008 TDV8 HSE
Gone Audi A5 2.7TDI
Gone Discovery 3 HSE
Gone Mercedes CLK
Gone Range Rover 2.5 DSE

Ha Ha Ha spot on

If you had any nuts, you would have the wife trained to mow the lawn....  Previously..
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...and if you had any you would have the wife trained to finish the dormer windows

LOL

On a serious note i'd take nut pain to Kidney stones

That is definitely worse than child birth and can drag on for a lot longer than a spit out  FFRR MY06 facelift With TDV8 Alloys Zeros/ATR's
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