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KurtVerbose



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With a Discovery - disgusting

I could maybe understand if it was with a Full Fat.

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A court heard how drunken Daniel Cooper, 24, was stripped off and started grinding against the blue 4x4 Land Rover Discovery.

Cooper was caught on CCTV simulating sex with the Land Rover which was parked outside a takeaway restaurant.

Cooper said he was so drunk he could not remember what happened until he was shown the CCTV pictures.

The registration number of the Land Rover Discovery was not released to the court.

One of his pals said: "Daniel will never live this down – everyone is saying he was 'tyred' and 'exhausted' afterwards.

"He is not a pretty sight when naked. We all felt sorry for the Land Rover and hope it wasn't offended."


Anyone know the owner of the Disco?
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ebajema



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If I was the owner, I'd first steam clean it and NEVER tell anyone. And of course take the Disco to a therapist Smile MY 2010 5.0 SC Galway green and sand interior!!
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Stephen.125



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Kerosene plus matches. It's over for that car! Laughing
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KurtVerbose



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I think it should certainly be declared on the insurance. I don't know if it should be a cat C or cat D, or if there should be a special category, but new owners should know!
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axle



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Not again Shocked

This post has been edited by the site administration team  2008 MY Supercharged
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47p2



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Was the offender a well known soap actor who likes a drink?
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Stephen.125



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Category P Big Cry
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47p2



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No Ducky, I'm not going to post that picture Laughing Laughing
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KurtVerbose



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Is that axle's edited post? Shocked

Laughing
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axle



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Sad 2008 MY Supercharged
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