The neighbours on one side are horrible, and I want to add some decor to my terrace. I'm already growing a hedge and when it's big enough I'll experiment with some topiary.



But I'd like something for the mean time. Maybe like this but a bit less gnome like.



Perhaps this is more appropriate?



I especially like this as it looks a bit like me. Well, certainly the proportions are correct.



No idea how I'd get hold of one though. Any ideas anyone?

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So basically , you are a wee baldy with big feet and a bell end that would choke a horse  ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

Yeah, that's the phrase I should've used in my dating add.

No balls though  Present :2008 TDV8 HSE
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A shop mannequin wearing binoculars staring at them all day would be a nice touch.
What about a large tv screen facing them with a feed from your dungeon with you and the supermodels?
Both of them could be considered modern art....... Previously..
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A shop mannequin wearing binoculars staring at them all day would be a nice touch.
What about a large tv screen facing them with a feed from your dungeon with you and the supermodels?
Both of them could be considered modern art.......

Excellent defence, no your honour that is modern art and not intended to be offensive in any way. Such a pity nobody can appreciate it anymore these days  MY 2010 5.0 SC Galway green and sand interior!!
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Eugene, you have a point!

This guy bought the house next to his ex wife and erected this statue pointing straight at her house - and flood lights it at night.



I'm not quite that psychotic. :)

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Make sure its a nice sharp thorn bush David

Oh and dont forget to keep your bush trimmed

Do you have a waste tank onsite? Maybe erect a large slow spinning fan next to its vent and have it blow onto them all the time

Wash the car infront of your drive just with the rear in front of theirs and then wash the exhaust out... Some fairy liquid and as much water as she can hold up the exhaust. Leave it over night and then start. The that comes out will leave a nice skid mark for them to enjoy  FFRR MY06 facelift With TDV8 Alloys Zeros/ATR's
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i'm glad i dont live next to you Will. i'd be in trouble if i annoyed you..  ... - .- -.




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The rangey is just the right hieght to make it a good shooter and cover someone's car

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KurtVerbose wrote:

I'm not quite that psychotic.

Seems Will is though.

Yip! when you have lived with a true fruit bat for long enough no matter how hard you scrub with the brillo pad some still sticks! FFRR MY06 facelift With TDV8 Alloys Zeros/ATR's
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