ive just been diagnosed with a yet to be named disorder, its very rare, and the professor at the hospital has explained it has not been "medically named" as there are only 5 others in the UK with.. so it is currently called Yellow 339. I was a bit gutted so went home and told the wife, and to cheer us up we went to the local working mens club. On arriving at the club, i bought our bingo tickets and the tote and the bonus ball... guess what i won the line and full house on the bingo, also 13 and 25 come out on the tote and i won the bonus ball, ???? i went up to collect my £290 for the bonus ball and tote, the secretary handed me the cash, and said "whats up, you look a bit down in the dumps".... i replied "yeah ever likely ive got yellow 339"... he said "you jammy bast**d.. youve won the raffle as well".

 it is better to have and not need then need and not have