Found on another forum but Dear God, my sides are aching with laughing so much.

https://youtu.be/RbdngUdIHlo

How did we ever survive this long before H&S stepped in to save us all

Oh I've just broken a rib laughing so much............ Pete
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Last business I owned we decided to have an apprentice, they said we had to have a health and safety plan in force for them (we didn't need one for us as I didn't employ enough people)

It went like this...

Health and Safety..

1. Be careful

The Management..

I had it laminated and put on the wall and the guy arranging the apprentice said it was fine, they just needed to see it, it didn't matter what was in it....!!?!?!??!?!?! Pete
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The lunatics have definitely taken over the asylum!!!  2006 (56 Reg) 4.4 V8 Vogue In Bonatti Grey (Gorgeous!!)

Health & Safety gone mad. Quite.

Here's 6 avoidable deaths at work just from court cases just this month.

http://www.shponline.co.uk/company-and-saf..._13th-15th

http://www.shponline.co.uk/simple-safety-p...urt-hears/

http://www.shponline.co.uk/pellet-manufact...l-blender/

http://www.shponline.co.uk/jail-for-men-fo...egligence/

http://www.shponline.co.uk/builder-fined-1...s-at-work/

Quote:

... was fined £50,000 and ordered to pay costs of £1,500
... was fined £4,000
.... fined a total of £200,000. It must also pay £16,804 in costs
... and was fined £200,000 with costs of £100,000.
... was fined £10,000 with £19,000 costs.

55palfers wrote:

Health & Safety gone mad. Quite.

Here's 6 avoidable deaths at work just from court cases just this month.

http://www.shponline.co.uk/company-and-saf..._13th-15th

http://www.shponline.co.uk/simple-safety-p...urt-hears/

http://www.shponline.co.uk/pellet-manufact...l-blender/

http://www.shponline.co.uk/jail-for-men-fo...egligence/

http://www.shponline.co.uk/builder-fined-1...s-at-work/

they should have just put up a sign, saying if your hands are dirty, either wash them FIRST, and after, or just SIT DOWN!
where does the she-pee tube go after?

and do they have extra large ones?

I bet they got the idea from all the half filled bottles of 'driver-tizer' we see in gutters around the driving roads in Britain.

Funny, although it's actually for an asthma inhaler... great video though...

mzplcg wrote:

55palfers wrote:

Health & Safety gone mad. Quite.

Here's 6 avoidable deaths at work just from court cases just this month.

http://www.shponline.co.uk/company-and-saf..._13th-15th

http://www.shponline.co.uk/simple-safety-p...urt-hears/

http://www.shponline.co.uk/pellet-manufact...l-blender/

http://www.shponline.co.uk/jail-for-men-fo...egligence/

http://www.shponline.co.uk/builder-fined-1...s-at-work/

And not one of them caused by failing to use a willie protector whilst taking a slash !! Perhaps if the H&S staff were to pay attention to the real issues they wouldn't have time to dream up these mental things.

Why's that then? Is my point not correct?

You seem to be saying that H&S has its place, which indeed it does. My point was that if they spent less time on frivolous, nonsensical stuff like willie protectors then their time would be freed up to deal with serious stuff like those you mentioned and perhaps more avoidable deaths would actually be avoided.

Are we not in agreement here?

FFS, everyone knows you wash you hands after using the bog and I really have never caught anything ghastly from taking an unprotected slash, or a dump for that matter. I have had much closer calls on site though where the H&S guy ought to have been doing a better job

For the hard of understanding - it's not a willie protector.

http://www.asthma.org.uk/advice-using-inhalers

Health and Safety ... back in the old days


CLICK H&S

Cheers Mick, back on topic! The last one is a belter.