Hmmmmm....... I have just returned from a month in the Persian Gulf. Went out to my 14 year old L322, Sylvia, turned the ignition key and she started first time right on the button.

Checked the tyre pressures, all unchanged from when I was last home and checked the suspension height in normal ride height. All OK.

Looked underneath and couldn’t see any signs of leaks. Checked the dash again for warning messages but there were none.

So my 14 year old money pit with 98,000 miles on the clock appears to be all OK?

What am I doing wrong?..........🤔

Jim

 Current: 2011 FFRR Vogue SE 4.4 TDV8
Previous: -
2004 FFRR Vogue 4.4 V8 with LPG
1997 P38 4.0 SE with LPG
1997 P38 4.6 Vogue with LPG

yes, you're dreaming...wake up now!!!!!

Sun stroke.

I think you must have been looking at your neighbors Toyota caused by jet lag, check in tomorrow when you have slept and looked at your non starting, flat tyred ff surrounded by a lake of engine and gear oil mixed with coolant.... all will seem normal, I promise it was but a dream!

Drive somewhere tomorrow that’s miles from anywhere and has no phone signal, be sure to take no tools or spares, then let us now how you get on (once you’ve walked back, obviously! )....

Jim to answer your question. What you are doing wrong is leaving it for a month unused, it get's separation issues and will try and please you, leave it for a day...... completely different story !

not gone a month yet ...................... don`t think it will do it

Simple: Sylvia wants you to marry her. Don't fall for it.

You'll have to spend 40 cents more and Sylvia's mother will be able to tell you.
 John
2008 Stornoway Grey 3.6 Tdv8 Vogue - SOLD
2005 TD6 Java Black Vogue - Written off!!
GAP iiD BT-Sold

"40 cents more for the next three minutes".........sounds like an extended JLR warranty

Mike