Reading AndyS' post today about his Sloe Gin mishap I think it's best to start a leaderboard of the ten best ever posts on fullfatrr.com.

Just for the record, you guys are rockstars. I'm not making fun.

Coming in at no 1:
https://www.fullfatrr.com/forum/topic51504.html
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[For Sale] L405 Autobiography 4.4 tdi fully loaded for sale
First line: So... I bought a new aircraft recently and I now need to sell my much loved L405 to free up some extra cash (I really mean fuel for the plane)
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This is one is not in the title actually; you have to click on to read the cracker in the first sentence. Charles89 I salute you.


A close second:
https://www.fullfatrr.com/forum/topic52369.html
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Champagne Coolers, do they fit most champagne bottles
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Scotland, as I said at the time, this actually IS a very important question, we're not messing around here LR. We take this life of luxury very seriously.


And AndyS takes number three:
https://www.fullfatrr.com/forum/post535138.html#535138
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Best way to remove sloe gin stains from loadspace carpet?
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Dog mud? Football kit? Garden clipping? Nah. None of that mundane stuff.
This first world spill's going to need a wet vac and some Vanish. Well done Andy.
And best get that gesture setting sorted before the next jaunt.


Those three are the crackers I remember for this year, help get this to at least ten: pop up your suggestion, and I'll keep he leaderboard edited.

. Cheers, Greg
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Pretty much any post from Builer1966 was comedy gold

https://www.fullfatrr.com/forum/topic41172.html

Or his brother

I think Charles89 deserves a knighthood for that cracker........arise Sir Charles! 2012 Orkney Grey Westminster 4.4TDV8 with Ivory interior.........nice!
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