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NSFW! Covid-19 Patient Suffering

Are my testicles black?

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"


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The boredom of self isolation.....

Did you know that if you rest one of your testicles on top of an empty beer bottle and then hold a flame at the base of the bottle, eventually your testicle gets sucked inside the neck of the bottle ! 😄

If you've done this and know how to get it out, please message me....

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Bloke wakes up in hospital covered from head to foot in bandages.

The Doctor is there (in full HazMat gear - obviously!) and explains to the chap the he had been involved in a nasty motorbike accident, but theyy had managed to piece him back together, except for one thing.... His penis had been sythed off in the accident and they were unable to find it.

The guy is distraught at this, but the Doctor explains that they do have an alternative, a new bio-mechanical one that can be fitted, but it costs £10,000, however, he can get a grant for it.

Guy is over the moon with this, but the the Doctor explains furrther that he has to discuss it with his wife as, for example, if his was only sall and they give him a big one it might be too much, on the other hand if he was big and they give him a small ne his wife may not be pleased.

The next day the Doctor returns.

'Have you discussed this with your wife?'

'I have'

'And do you have an answer?'

'I do'

'Well?'

'We're having a new Kitchen'...

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