I was told today by one of those liberal trendy sorts that officially I have a deprived (no not depraved!!) household and should be on benefits............................ WTF

Why? I have no TV in the house and I don't have a Playstation and I have a car more than 10 years old.
I told this do good person that if the state is happy to pay me the running costs of the FFRR then I'll stay deprived and draw benefits! FFRR support/ credit now that would be a GREAT benefit! BTW I think this person had somehow not seen the FFRR parked on my drive, only the battered old Defender! 2018 Mini Countryman Cooper S E All4 PHEV in Melting Silver - it’s whisper quiet in EV and polluter modes