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United Kingdom 2011 Range Rover Autobiography 4.4 V8 Baltic Blue
My First 'Bong' - Paranoia Sets In

Bong - suspension fault, max 30mph, drops to access (or lower), riding like a go-kart. IID to the rescue - left rear height sensor. Reset faults, all back to normal. Once home, check around but nothing obvious. Good spray of WD40 in the area of the height sensor as my default first line of defence. 5 mile drive, no issues.
Recommendations? Get the height sensor changed asap? Assume a temporary glitch and carry on regardless? Any basic checks i should make?
Thanks in advance for any advice. 2011MY 4.4TDV8 Autobiography Baltic Blue
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Post #594865 21st May 2021 9:14am
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Merchy



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United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Vogue Td6 Zermatt Silver

Play around with it for a few minutes, keep changing the height, off road / drive /access several times, check that the connection plug is clean and tight, then if no physical damage is evident leave it to see what happens. Thumbs Up

These cars like to 'Bong' now and then. It's as if a comedic LR designer thought let's have a cheap system to keep the driver alert at all times, 'ah, let's just bong them to keep them awake' Big Cry

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United Kingdom 2004 Range Rover HSE Td6 Giverny Green

Ignore it, as said they like to bong every now and again, just to make you look under them! Makes em feel wanted.

Post #594885 21st May 2021 11:02am
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Tugger



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United Kingdom 2009 Range Rover Westminster TDV8 Stornoway Grey

Just wait till winter and you get the outside temp bongs. Gives me the fear every single time it happens. 09 RR Westminster 3.6TDV8 - Stornoway Grey / Black interior - now gone (sad face)
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Discotigger



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United Kingdom 2012 Range Rover Westminster TDV8 Orkney Grey

Yes, these Fatties like to throw out random BONGs, it's the only way to keep you alert and nervous.

A few winters ago I was driving my old TD6 to work and went to overtake a lorry as was getting a lot of dirty spray onto my windscreen from the lorry's tyres and was getting sick of having to wash my windscreen. Got halfway past the lorry, with some spirited acceleration as the road was fairly busy, when I heard a dreaded BONG. Nearly Censored myself, stamped on the brakes to slow down and pulled back in behind the lorry. I decided to look at the dash to see what dreaded fault had been thrown up...'could it be something wallet busting Big Cry ?...I thought. Needless to say I was gobsmacked when I saw the 'Fault' message...

LOW WASHER FLUID

What the Censored Censored Censored I screamed at the dash, that's just NOT funny! I must have caused the remaining fluid in the washer bottle to slosh as I accelerated, causing the level sensor to trip.

I just wish that these Fatties had different sounds for the various faults, not just a monotone BONG!

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Tugger



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United Kingdom 2009 Range Rover Westminster TDV8 Stornoway Grey

A means of changing/disabling these "information" bongs via IID would be brilliant, wonder if it's worth speaking to GAP about it? 09 RR Westminster 3.6TDV8 - Stornoway Grey / Black interior - now gone (sad face)
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Post #594906 21st May 2021 1:41pm
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RRover



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2012 Range Rover Westminster TDV8 Causeway Grey

Tugger wrote:
Just wait till winter and you get the outside temp bongs. Gives me the fear every single time it happens.

Rolling with laughter Yes I know that feeling, my TDV8 does that and three other regular 'the wheels and suspension and off-roading capacity are gone and air bags are about to explode' (3-codes in all) nearly every time I/we use the beastie, after about 10-20-minutes usually. Re-sets once switched off and on again. Three outlets including two LR/RR '''specialists''' (I wish I knew exactly what they are specialists at?) have taken money from me for 'getting to the heart of the problem' and none have stopped the BONGS (alerts) from on-going... Been doing so for two years now. Almost have gotten used to it. I think there's another speeding sensor that clicks in occasionally, which sets the fear off sometimes. Drat...

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RRover



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2012 Range Rover Westminster TDV8 Causeway Grey

Discotigger wrote:
Yes, these Fatties like to throw out random BONGs, it's the only way to keep you alert and nervous.

A few winters ago I was driving my old TD6 to work and went to overtake a lorry as was getting a lot of dirty spray onto my windscreen from the lorry's tyres and was getting sick of having to wash my windscreen. Got halfway past the lorry, with some spirited acceleration as the road was fairly busy, when I heard a dreaded BONG. Nearly Censored myself, stamped on the brakes to slow down and pulled back in behind the lorry. I decided to look at the dash to see what dreaded fault had been thrown up...'could it be something wallet busting Big Cry ?...I thought. Needless to say I was gobsmacked when I saw the 'Fault' message...

LOW WASHER FLUID

What the Censored Censored Censored I screamed at the dash, that's just NOT funny! I must have caused the remaining fluid in the washer bottle to slosh as I accelerated, causing the level sensor to trip.

I just wish that these Fatties had different sounds for the various faults, not just a monotone BONG!


I betcha that somewhere at LR/RR HQ they have a secret connection with cam footage in-car and to operating our bongs and touch a button to get us to crap our pants every now and again, or book in to throw more cash at them. Bar Stewards are they all...

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mjdronfield



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United Kingdom 2011 Range Rover Vogue SE TDV8 Buckingham Blue

Ah bless, you will never forget your first bong. Thanks for involving us in this milestone life moment. It will remain with you forever 🤣 2011 Range Rover Vogue SE 4.4 TDV8

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Discotigger wrote:

LOW WASHER FLUID

What the Censored Censored Censored I screamed at the dash, that's just NOT funny! I must have caused the remaining fluid in the washer bottle to slosh as I accelerated, causing the level sensor to trip.
My pet hate. There is absolutely no justification for a BONG for low washer level, just showing the icon in the display is more than adequate.

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It’s all the terrifying warnings you get when the fuel level gets a bit low that make me jump out of my skin.

It’s all or nothing with Land Rover, the defender makes a quiet bong once when the fuel gets low, otherwise it doesn’t warn you about anything, you could drive away with all the doors open, no seatbelts on, the handbrake on, the suspension on the bump stops and it still wouldn’t bother to bong at you!

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RR2B



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United Kingdom 2011 Range Rover Autobiography 4.4 V8 Baltic Blue

Thanks for the responses - went out for a 50 mile run this morning and not a bong to be heard. WD40, fixes everything! 2011MY 4.4TDV8 Autobiography Baltic Blue
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RRover



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Have to get the misses to switch her phone off in the fatty as it makes heart stopping sounds similar to the dreaded bongs every half an hour or so - and I go into 'Who Dares Wins' mode every time... scratching around for the balaclava and a plastic crap bag... Whistle

Post #595014 22nd May 2021 6:48pm
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