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nick h



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bloody kids

sorry not yours!

so now the little darlings are on holiday and free to run riot

in the last ten minutes the football has hit the lounge window and just missed the grand cherokee - RR is further 'back'

i've asked them to go forth and play in front of their house - to no avail

the problem is i live in a cul de sac of twenty houses and its safe for kids to play football in the road

the 'bidey in' (scots will know the term) next door has her two kids on 'remand' Laughing

before long the ball will either be confiscated or stabbed Mr. Green
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One of the many reasons I live in the country. Thumbs Up

Bidey-In - 17 year old unmarried mother of 4 ??. The kind of girl who trips you up in the street and is on the floor before you are !!

Which reminds me, Chav Fairy Liquid Mum.
"Mummy, why are your hands so soft?"
"Because I'm twelve"
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nick h



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i live in the country - house backs onto fields - so thought i would avoid this?

anyway - i've decided to declare jihad - al qaeda in notts - i'm taking the ball hostage and going to spray it orange - then i will stab it to death Rolling with laughter
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It's never too late for an abortion! 
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nick h



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dan_uk_1984 wrote:
It's never too late for an abortion!


it is when they are 9/10 years old Laughing
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nick h wrote:
dan_uk_1984 wrote:
It's never too late for an abortion!


it is when they are 9/10 years old Laughing


I beg to differ!

It's all in my manifesto. 
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Next time, take their football and go and kick it against their parent's lounge window or car and see what the reaction is..................... 2018 Mini Countryman Cooper S E All4 PHEV in Melting Silver - it’s whisper quiet in EV and polluter modes
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nick h



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Tim in Scotland wrote:
Next time, take their football and go and kick it against their parent's lounge window or car and see what the reaction is.....................


i'll get arrested Sad

the 'proxy' father is fine - the 'bidey in' is the problem

Tim - as a mariner you will understand if i say she is a hazard to navigation Mr. Green
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dan_uk_1984 wrote:
nick h wrote:
dan_uk_1984 wrote:
It's never too late for an abortion!


it is when they are 9/10 years old Laughing


I beg to differ!

It's all in my manifesto.


You'd get my vote!
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