That was the Guy that was working at Edinburgh Zoo that pulled that off , he now lives over in Spain .........

Did you work in Edinburgh Zoo Mick?

I know you are retired, love animals and are often in Spain

Is that a true story I hope it was all credit to him

Full fat not diet wrote:

Did you work in Edinburgh Zoo Mick?

I know you are retired, love animals and are often in Spain

They've just had to cancel the panto 'Jack and the Beanstalk' in Oldham, Bradford, Burnley, Birmingham, Leicester & Luton, because the giant couldnt smell any English men

Stewart Blackburn from Arbroath, Angus has been convicted of beating his girlfriend then dousing her in petrol and setting her alight.

We scots really will batter and deep fry anything.

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I don’t believe Scots are as tight as people say, but I did hear that when two taxis collided in
Glasgow recently 48 people were injured.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman at a bar.

The Englishman says "I went into me daughters bedroom the other day and found a packet of fags" then says "the thing is I didn't realised she smoked"

The Scotsman then says "I had a similar experience; I went into my daughters bedroom and found a bottle of vodka" he says "the thing is I didn't realise she drank"

The Irishman then said "The same thing happened to me; I went into my daughters bedroom and found a packet of condoms" he then says "The thing is I didn't realise she had a penis."

Cheryl Cole, louis Walsh & Simon Cowell are walking along the street when Cheryl trips, falls forward and jams her head in some railings.

Simon, quick as a flash pulls her knickers down, and bangs her senseless from behind.

Slapping her tight little arse he turns to Louis and says "Your turn" Louis starts crying. "Whats wrong ?" says Simon.

Louis sobs "My head wont fit in the railings !" 

(SHAG)

Funny word isn't it


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