Love this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zgrnh8MEMA Si. <This is my name.

I eat rat poison.

A man ain't truly been insulted until he stands buck naked in front of a woman and she didn't even notice. Or care.

........ but all true!! Previously..
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You can imagine it being extended to bees.

'See these... they buzz around and get flowers to shag. Then they go home and... wait for it... honey comes out their arses! Honey! You bottle it up and sell it. It's FREE!! Make a f*&king fortune!' Si. <This is my name.

I eat rat poison.

A man ain't truly been insulted until he stands buck naked in front of a woman and she didn't even notice. Or care.

If only it where true with milk! If it dont work.......burn it!

If the IId tool cant fix it.......burn the FF.

If the FF cant be fixed......buy a Land Cruiser!

If the LC cant be fixed..............................................BUY a horse !!

Not forgetting the government subsidies that the farmers are handed out for not growing crops in their fields...I want to be a farmer

Paid for doing nothing - if only.

It's almost worth buying a few fields, turning them into an offroad play course and getting subsidies for not using them and charging £20 a pop for people to play on it 😄😄 FFRR MY06 facelift With TDV8 Alloys Zeros/ATR's
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I guess you've all been waiting for the farmer rant so here goes

Farmers that I know all make very meagre amounts compared to the hours they put in and any grants / subsidies (I claim none by the way) are simply used to make farming viable. Yes, there are large land-owners who get millions from acreage payments and this is wrong but there are always those that spoil it for everyone else.

If a farmer was paid the minimum wage and still took the one week off per year that many do they would still be clearing 40k (which they aren't!)

And then of course you get the townie attitude where they say "oh, you are so lucky to live and work here in this beautiful countryside'!!!! Luck my a**e!! I personally worked hard and long to be able to afford to buy my wee farm and I hope one day to break even It was my (and my wife's) personal choice to do this and after semi-retirement I made the time to do it. Now, at 45, I very much enjoy what I do, even in the lambing shed all night (the day you stop getting a kick from helping a difficult birth become a living breathing lamb is the day to get out!).


Anyway, sorry everyone, rant over - I can breath again now! But please remember - GERROFF MY LAND!!

I must confess to posting this for the humour and the acting.

I know it's not the truth or even remotely near it.

Anyway, I'm gonna buy a pig on the way home. Did you know they're full of pork? Full of it! Buy a pig and kill it and pork comes out. Pork! You couldn't make it up!  Si. <This is my name.

I eat rat poison.

A man ain't truly been insulted until he stands buck naked in front of a woman and she didn't even notice. Or care.

Whats Green and smells of Pork .....

Kermit the Frog .....

The video is actually taking the p*ss out of peoples ignorance about farming. I don't think a farmer should be offended by it.

Anyway, if you want to know the truth about farming you want this video.

So funny, and IMHO not at all aimed at farmers but at the citycrowd knowing nothing about farming! Howmany of those citykids haven't got a clue where milk or eggs come from or how bread is made. I once told a group of kids at school that the brown cows made chocolate milk and the white or black and white ones produced white milk. When I told them later on that I was joking, they wouldn't believe I was joking.

Very good

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Whats Green and smells of Pork .....

Kermit the Frog .....

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