Just got this text not sure if it's a prank......
You have won a prize £250 or a night at an Elvis tribute act .
Press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.

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I was sent to prison and I said to my cell mate,"I won't be in here long"
He replied,"Well the Judge did give you 6 years."
"Yeah I know,but I think my wife will break me out,she's never let me finish a sentence before."

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Elton John went to the tattooist and said I want a Rolls Royce tattooed on my penis.
He said you'd be better off with a Land Rover it won't get stuck in the s t...