![]() | Home > Off Topic > 47p2 and MICK's big joke thread |
![]() ![]() |
|
|
47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 ![]() ![]() |
The wife asked me how many women I had slept with?
|
||
![]() |
|
JOKER Member Since: 11 Sep 2008 Location: Sconnie Botland Posts: 15876 ![]() ![]() |
|
||
![]() |
|
47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 ![]() ![]() |
WTF is that avatar Mick |
||
![]() |
|
Royle Member Since: 12 Nov 2010 Location: Perth Posts: 655 ![]() ![]() |
Exactly, looks like a flag from the middle east? |
||
![]() |
|
JOKER Member Since: 11 Sep 2008 Location: Sconnie Botland Posts: 15876 ![]() ![]() |
It's good intit ............ |
||
![]() |
|
47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 ![]() ![]() |
Eh.....no ![]() ![]() |
||
![]() |
|
47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 ![]() ![]() |
Male Sensitivity
|
||
![]() |
|
47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 ![]() ![]() |
Due to the bad weather and shortage of Condoms down South we the Scots are sending an emergency batch down South, all are for 6" as they're too small for the Scottish market. |
||
![]() |
|
47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 ![]() ![]() |
As a lorry driver stops for a red light on A12 a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The driver lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
|
||
![]() |
|
JOKER Member Since: 11 Sep 2008 Location: Sconnie Botland Posts: 15876 ![]() ![]() |
Two old guys talking. One said to the other:
|
||
![]() |
|
47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 ![]() ![]() |
This bloke came up to me and said, "Your wife's got lovely big tits. Would you mind if I had a feel?"
|
||
![]() |
|
47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 ![]() ![]() |
My mate asked me if I thought his wife was attractive.
|
||
![]() |
|
47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 ![]() ![]() |
Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a Prostate exam.
|
||
![]() |
|
47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 ![]() ![]() |
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson have solved another case. Afterwards, they celebrate with a few brandies at their Baker St. residence. Holmes, feeling the brandy, reaches over and puts his hand on Watson's knee.
|
||
![]() |
|
![]() ![]() |
|
All times are GMT + 1 Hour |
< Previous Topic | Next Topic > |
Posting Rules
|
Site Copyright © 2006-2024 Futuranet Ltd & Martin Lewis
![](../images/layout/footer/disclaimer.gif)