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supershuttle



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England 2013 Range Rover Autobiography SDV8 Luxor

We’ll you may know I’ve been having problems with my SatNav so I thought get one from China. However it’s the useless U2 model - The streets have no name and I still haven’t found what I am looking for - boom boom Geoff

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Yaroslav Fadeev



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Doonhamer



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United Kingdom 2004 Range Rover Vogue Td6 Zambezi Silver

One of my workmates has been to see the new Elvis movie featuring Tom Hanks and said it was really good so I suggested to my wife that we go and see it at the weekend. I'm at work today and she's stuck at home so she thought it would be a good idea to phone the cinema to book some tickets. She's just called me at work and explained that when she dialled the cinema number, it went straight through to one of those automated replies which gave her two options; if she pressed 1 it would take her through to a competition line where she could win up to £1000, but if she pressed 2, she'd be put through to the ticket hotline. She sounded a bit puzzled by the whole thing and wasn't sure what it all meant until I explained it to her - "Well it's one for the money, two for the show!"

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ilard



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My wife texted she was leaving me. Imagine my relief when she texted again a few minutes later saying “sorry wrong number”. L405 P400e Autobiography (MY2020)... Silicon Silver / Espresso

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