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Robert



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Robert



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Oh forgot.. Thumbs Up

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paulmoran2



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More chinglish signs...



That must have been one hell of a vindaloo!!!



I know its big, but its not deformed...can I still use it??



I was always taught to be cautious...but with you??



I once knew a girl who liked that kind of thing...those were the days



When with friends, I always do...dont you??



I check mine every few minutes. Chinese proverb>>Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.



I always do..



Number 69 twice please...yum yum.



Free with every Latte?



You'd have to be mad to do that.



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Bresathless, she screamed, ''Give it to me, Give it to me. I want it. I'm so Censored ing wet'', she screamed....
I thought to myself.....
There's no way she's having this Censored ing umbrella !! Whistle You're always in the Censored ........it's just the depth that varies
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Have you ever wondered where and how yodelling began?

Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night.
The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.
As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father, "Who is that man going into the barn?"
"That fellow traveling through," said the farmer. "He needs a place to stay for the night, so, I told him he could sleep in the barn."
The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry." So she prepared him a plate of food for him and then took it out to the barn.
About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing dishevelled and straw in her hair. Straight up to bed she went.
The farmer's wife was very observant.
She then suggested that perhaps the man was thirsty.
So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the*barn and she too did not return for an hour.
Her clothing was askew, her blouse buttoned incorrectly.
She also headed straight to bed.
The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and continued on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left.
When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone, she broke into tears. "How could he leave without even saying goodbye," she cried. "We made such passionate love last night."
"What?" shouted the father as he angrily ran out of the house looking for the man, who by now was halfway up the mountain.
The farmer screamed up at him, "I'm going to get you! You had sex with my daughter!"
The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hand next
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Flashman



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Rolling with laughter Tom

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KurtVerbose



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Ah, the stories of my travels through Switzerland.... Laughing Thumbs Up

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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

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Laughing You can paypal direct using - www.paypal.me/duckworthparts
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Ah, Kurt. Just the supermodels these days, eh? Mr. Green

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KurtVerbose



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Communist plot.

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KurtVerbose



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I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird.

I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."

But she did.

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HAVE 1999 Discovery 2 GS 4.0 V8 - Silver - Off Road Toy
GONE 2013 L405 4.4 SDV8 Vogue. Black with Silver roofline and 22" s
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paulmoran2



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European Union Directive No. 456179

In order to bring about further integration with the single European currency, the Euro,

all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland must be made aware that the phrase


“ Spending a Penny” is not to be used after
31 March 2014
From this date onwards, the correct term will be: “Euronating” .

It is hoped that this will be a great relief to everyone. GONE 2010 Facelifted 3.6 TDV8 - Stornoway Grey + 22" Overfinch Olympus
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