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Rosco



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United Kingdom 2004 Range Rover Vogue 4.4 V8 Java Black

Love it !!

Post #494347 1st Nov 2018 7:53pm
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Red Merle



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United Kingdom 2017 Range Rover Autobiography SDV8 Aintree Green

A 12 year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.
I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car, said the male driver.
"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.
How about a bag of lollies and £10 asked the driver?
"No way" , replied the irritated youngster.
"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY pounds, eh"? quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No, I'n not getting in the car!" answered the boy.
"OK, I know what you want - I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies" the driver offered.
"NO," screamed the boy.
What will it take to get you into the car"? asked the driver sighing.
The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you brought a *****ing BMW - you live with it!" 2011 FL2 TD4 XS Kosrae Green
2012 FL2 TD4 HSE Firenze Red
2013 FL2 SD4 HSE Lux Firenze Red
2015 D4 SDV6 HSE Firenze Red
2015 D4 SDV6 HSE Lux Aintree Green
2017 FFRR SDV8 AB Aintree Green
& 2013 Tiger 1200

Post #497259 1st Dec 2018 9:03pm
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AJGalaxy2012



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United Kingdom 2012 Range Rover Vogue SE 4.4 V8 Bonatti Grey

BMW TO INITIATE A MAJOR RECALL

Following a serious incident, BMW are to recall 500,000 affected vehicles. The problem manifests itself when a driver attmpts to us the indicators.

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[/img] 2012 Full Fat RR 4.4 TDV8
2006 VW Touareg 3.0 TDi V6

Post #500043 30th Dec 2018 4:02am
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PaulTyrer



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United Kingdom 2003 Range Rover Vogue 4.4 V8 Epsom Green

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy

When asked why such a big password, she said that it had to be at least 8 characters long.
Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Post #500186 31st Dec 2018 12:31pm
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rjff



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United Kingdom 2011 Range Rover Vogue TDV8 Santorini Black

as per AJG's photo, perhaps best not to use main beams either Shocked





(see article in the Sun) Cheers

Richard
TDV8 Vogue (11MY)
Gap IIDBT (learning but happy to help)

Post #500239 1st Jan 2019 10:43am
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rjff



Member Since: 28 Oct 2017
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United Kingdom 2011 Range Rover Vogue TDV8 Santorini Black

a trifle late, but>>>>>>>>>




with thanks to Mac, a great. Cheers

Richard
TDV8 Vogue (11MY)
Gap IIDBT (learning but happy to help)

Post #501229 11th Jan 2019 4:46pm
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dexion7@yahoo.com



Member Since: 06 Jun 2013
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woman says to the doctor "doctor I'm having a problem with my avaries"

"do you mean your ovaries madam?"

"no, i mean my avaries"

"ok, lie down and I'll have a look"

"oh yes, I see what you mean there's been a cockatoo up there"

Post #501233 11th Jan 2019 5:38pm
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Discotigger



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United Kingdom 2005 Range Rover Vogue Td6 Adriatic Blue

Edith woke up after her Vaginal Tuck operation and was surprised to see three bunches of flowers on her bedside table...
One bunch from her surgeon saying...'Congratulations, the operation was a complete success'
One bunch from her husband saying...'I love you so much darling'
And one bunch from Paddy in the severe burns unit saying...'Thank you for the new ears'

Shocked

Post #501443 13th Jan 2019 8:20pm
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dexion7@yahoo.com



Member Since: 06 Jun 2013
Location: uk
Posts: 109

3 vampires go into a bar.

"pint of blood please" says the first one - so the barman pours his pint.

"pinto of blood for me too" says the second vampire and the barman pours it out.

"blood for you as well sir?" say the barman to the third. he replies "no, a pint of water please, i use tea bags" as he pulls out a used tampon...

Post #501581 14th Jan 2019 10:09pm
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